Virtual Grab Bag of Random Digital Sch**ße for your Saturday AM

15Nov08

YouTube Mixes via James & Joe:

Cats vs. Puppies: an analysis of respective popularity on the Web via Middle Digit

Dazed Teenage Takeover via StylishKidsInRiot

Jan Chipchase at Lift via No Man’s Blog

Haiku Error Messages via thenewbrandtarotblog

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.

The Tao that is seen 
Is not the true Tao – until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you are seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

-Amanda Mooney

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One Response to “Virtual Grab Bag of Random Digital Sch**ße for your Saturday AM”

  1. HI Amanda – thanks for flagging my ‘study’ ;-) Dog owners are loving it right now and we need some good solid representation from cat lovers to fight the cause. Oh and some ideas for round 2 . . .



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